The Dish Tracks Turnbull’s Sleep Patterns

Note: Technicians were expecting REM wave patterns – what they got was text-driven. They report that they’d never tracked a person talking so much, so stridently in their sleep.

<em>credit:</em>ryaninc Second dish commissioned to handle Mal’s nocturnal pondering. credit: ryaninc

Report issued by Parkes Telescope Control.

Dateline: Parkes, NSW.

6:01am

SEPT 16

2008

12:01 am: The Lodge, The Lodge, The Lodge, hit me with The Lodge, Mal wants Lodge, Oh Baby Give Mal Lodge……

2:04 am: Commonwealth One, Commonwealth One, Com Car One, hit me with Com Car One, Mal wants Com Car One, Oh Baby Give Mal Com Car One…..

2:56 am: Kirribilli, Kirribilli, Kirribilli, hit me with Kirribilli, Mal wants Kirribilli, Oh Baby Give Mal Kirribilli….

3:45 am: RAAF One, RAAF One, RAAF One, hit me with RAAF One, Mal wants RAAF One, Oh Baby Give Mal RAAF One…….

4:56 am: Vice-Pres Sarah P, Vice-Pres Sarah P, Vice-Pres Sarah P, PM Mal wants Vice-Pres Sarah P, Oh Baby Give PM Mal Vice-Pres Sarah P……

5:07 am: Bren, Bren, Bren, Bren, Bren, BREN, BREN, BREN, I’M GONNA WASTE BRENDON!!!!!!! 

And that’s where the fellas at The Dish told me all links to Mal’s chamber went down.

KJ Predicts:

+ Mal will walk it in today.

+ Kevin will say: Bring It On Mal but, behind the scenes, he’ll be very nervy indeed.

+ History will record that Bren’s last official act as Opposition Leader was brandishing a Cole’s homebrand can of baked beans and a jar of strawberry jam in Federal Parliament yelling This is the lot of the very people who we should be thanking for their tireless work on the Snowy Mountains Scheme!

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5 Responses to “The Dish Tracks Turnbull’s Sleep Patterns”

  1. Greek and loving it Says:
    September 16th, 2008 at 11:34 am

    On the money KJ!

  2. the lover Says:
    September 16th, 2008 at 3:22 pm

    Well done KJ on your political prediction. You obviously have an internal crystal ball!

  3. The Man in Grey Says:
    September 16th, 2008 at 3:48 pm

    Congratulations Miss KJ on a first class job.

    And thank God the Liberal Party is back in the hands of a Real Man.

    To be honest, between you and I, there was something rather odd about the last

    chap.

    His name may have been Nelson, but personally I never liked the cut of his jib.

    And I’m not just referring to the earring. Anybody could see that he wasn’t ONE OF US.

    I’m pretty sure a fella in the Club told me a while ago that the Doc used to boast

    about being a Socialist! Reckoned he’d never voted Liberal in his life!

    Anyway Malcolm just rang me to say he’s pushing the boat out tonight – no

    expenses spared.

    Mine’s a Moet!

  4. Mrs T Says:
    September 16th, 2008 at 5:20 pm

    KJ you have some contacts girl! What will the dish pick up next? The sounds of Nelson re-piercing his ear? KRudd roof rocking Turnbull’s house? Costello stuffing his mouth full of Tim Tams in a midnight binge?

  5. El Latino Says:
    September 17th, 2008 at 8:42 am

    Loving the Dish…. cant wait for the Rudd “nervy”.

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