Comments on: Exclusive: The Picture That Stopped Xmas At The ABC

By: hi tackle

hi tackle — Sun, 30 Nov 2008 23:07:15 +0000

mmm, or salt ‘n’ peppa? I hope the Shrinkers find some guy-cache because I never want to hear myself say ‘nice rack’ to a bloke. btw, we haven’t even touched on the contraption to conceal back fat. Back fat? google google google.

By: The Ginger Man

The Ginger Man — Sat, 29 Nov 2008 06:23:09 +0000

Dear KJ and hi tackle,

At last we have a topic more relevant that the Manhattan Project and Hitler’s Missing Testicle (all covered in RN progs).

The One True Bra – if marketed globally (there is no D Cup in Depression) – could prevent an economic collapse. It’s from the One Size Fits All School of Marketing at the University of Chicago.
(Milton Freedman).

Actually Miss KJ, there IS a bra called The Shrinker (which you should never buy). It’s the top seller in Tonga, The Lebanon, Egypt and the Friendly Isles. The Shrinker first appeared there when it was brought in by Bible Society missionaries in the 19th Century.

There is another for colder climates called The Salt Cellar and I see no reason why it could not be marketed as the One True Bra Mk II under the brandname
Small ‘Uns.

By: KJ

KJ — Sat, 29 Nov 2008 05:25:43 +0000

hi tackle – thank you very for clarifying things so swiftly. We all have one less thing to worry about. To know that we have a member of our little cyber community working around the clock to find, identify and bring home The ONE TRUE BRA makes me proud, very proud indeed. Please keep us up to date on all developments. KJ
Another thing: Who on earth is the market for something called The Minimiser?

By: hi tackle

hi tackle — Fri, 28 Nov 2008 06:31:19 +0000

hi kj,
my attitude to this kind of work is certainly fervent and my motivation is quest-like – some unexpected gains, some disappointments – to find the ONE TRUE BRA. there are so many out there and to find even ONE that fits (fits a tit, a bum, a man boob, anything!) can be revelatory. a bra fitter once seriously asked me: did i want one to wear or to stand up in? likewise the swimming cossies (if i can go there for a moment) – oh, you want to SWIM in it? crikey, it would give one the idolatrous tit.

By: KJ

KJ — Thu, 27 Nov 2008 10:17:33 +0000

hi tackle – you are always SO onto it! You alerted us to the marketing of BUM bras – and now, MEN’S bras. I’d love to know whether your work demands you keep up with such trends….OR you just do it because you love it!

By: hi tackle

hi tackle — Wed, 26 Nov 2008 04:54:26 +0000

kj, no, the xmas-quencher is really ahead of his time. recently from ‘the vine’ …

‘Since launching two weeks ago on Rakuten, a major Japanese web shopping mall, the Wishroom shop has sold over 300 men’s bras for 2,800 yen ($30) each. The shop also stocks men’s panties, as well as lingerie for women.

‘I like this tight feeling. It feels good,’ Wishroom representative Masayuki Tsuchiya told Reuters as he modelled the bra, which can be worn discreetly under men’s clothing.

Perhaps a xmas stocking (or more) for all non-believers could restore the balance. let’s see, sizes … the boof, the double-boof …

By: Marry Me

Marry Me — Sun, 23 Nov 2008 04:23:28 +0000

Dear KJ, I will NOT have a word said against Bunnings!

It’s the best bloke spotting patch, only rivalled by a rally of sweaty, angry CFMEU members down George Street.
Bunnings staff are VERY, VERY HAPPY. They don’t need workplace agreements. They’d do it for nothin’.
The free sausage sizzle means that at my place, we eat every Sunday gratis. I use the surplus cash to add to my personal collection of chainsaws.

KJ, SEE YOU THERE. It’s a great opportunity to get the Chrissy lights and tie them round the entire neighbourhood (take note Dr Morton).

By: Fanny

Fanny — Sun, 23 Nov 2008 00:55:29 +0000

Greek and loving it, you still DON’T GET IT. YOU persist in giving out advice and views as if you own all the electrons in the universe. It is a well known fact that the homo sapien is no more than a cluster of electrons, but you seem to have attracted only those that underpin PERVERSION.

So Dearest Dr Morton do NOT, as advised by the pervert, take that dress off. She is merely trying to create another perving avenue.

By: Meg

Meg — Sun, 23 Nov 2008 00:29:24 +0000

Dear Dr Morton,
You WERE wearing an Osti. Your beloved shopped only at the boutique known as the “House of V de P”. Changing of labels is just one length a RN partner will go to ingratiate self with the major bread winner. As for witnessing you being pierced by a kebab stick…let’s hope the other chicken was well cooked.

By: KJ

KJ — Sat, 22 Nov 2008 22:09:19 +0000

Dr Morton – let me put it like this.
I am Kevin Rudd. You are Minister Morton. You have been photographed around Canberra nightspots in the signature zany tent embassy dresses the former Senator, Amanda Vanstone, left at Parliament House to be raffled off for children’s charities. Further, you tell me that when the House rises you always head straight to Bunnings where you spend hours enjoying the different textures of products and closely observing staff in your capacity as the Minister For Small Business. Then you provide pictorial evidence of your rich and rewarding erotic life back home in the WA wheatbelt. You are GONE Minister Morton……..GONE like that Leeton fella at his 21st.