Comments on: Sir Roger: Celebrating A Freak Of Nature

By: The Man in Grey

The Man in Grey — Mon, 24 Nov 2008 21:25:03 +0000

Dear Miss KJ

We all missed you at the Australia after party – no one more than Baz..

I stayed late – I felt I had to. Long after Our Nic had shot through early – back to the US, and Our Hugh had disappeared into the night with Your Rog, there was Baz – clearly distressed, crying into his cups.

Frankly, I was worried about him, so I bought another bottle of Moet, put my arm around him, and said: strictly bloke to bloke -

What’s up Baz?

He was pretty incoherent, but through the sobbing he kept muttering: The Howard Years. The Howard Years. We don’t stand a chance. Better script. Certainly better actors – and, he sobbed, they tell the story, sorry the word these days is narrative, the real narrative of the real Australia. Frankly, my dear we’re all stuffed.

I, along with the rest of the real Australia, watched the Howard Years last night and I can see exactly what Baz means. The cast is wonderful. What about Peter “Porkies” Reith, as the lovable rogue? – But no one, I repeat no one does a love scene better that Alexander Downer. He looks absolutely gorgeous. Cheeks rosier than ever. And the remarkable thing about his love scenes is that he’s the only one in them.

Next week: How Georgie Loved Johnny. Can’t wait.

By: Country gal

Country gal — Mon, 24 Nov 2008 08:51:12 +0000

They reckon the most confusing day in Culcairn is Fathers Day – and no one’s been anywhere near a sperm bank!

By: The Ginger Man

The Ginger Man — Mon, 24 Nov 2008 07:30:42 +0000

However, I do know someone who is a SB donor. Bloody embarrassing when he goes to the mart and scores of kids yell out Hey Dad.
Truckloads of mail on Fathers Day and Christmas.

By: The Ginger Man

The Ginger Man — Mon, 24 Nov 2008 07:27:13 +0000

May I suggest that those engaged in this lippie talk visit Bunnings Warehouse where real men hang out.
I knew the first Bunning – Reginald Bunning VC – who led the Chain Saw Chasseurs after D-Day who removed many trees and German limbs in the Ardennes.

There have been reports that Queanbeyan Bunnings have applied for a sperm bank licence, but I cannot see any of these men being lured away from The Dumpty Doo Whipper Snipper.

An alternative is Rex Hunt fishing shops.

Marry Me, No I have not been a contributor to a sperm bank. Broad farmlands are preferable to hot house nurseries and GM crops.

By: KJ

KJ — Sun, 23 Nov 2008 15:30:38 +0000

This is true BASSSTRAIGHTSWELL: to treat a new and obviously very proud – though sensitive – member of our supportive cyber community with such a perceived lack of respect could be mistaken for arrogance. Grow up! KJ

By: bassstraightswell

bassstraightswell — Sun, 23 Nov 2008 10:18:18 +0000

Please don’t leaves esses out of my non de plume.
Otherwise your blog suckssssss!!

By: bassstraightswell

bassstraightswell — Sun, 23 Nov 2008 10:05:36 +0000

KJ,
I didn’t know I was doing an assignment……
Mal Charisma used to play fullback for the saints.
I believe the number that he used last season was 7.
KJ: 10/10 basstraightswell

By: bassstraightswell

bassstraightswell — Sun, 23 Nov 2008 06:17:05 +0000

KJ,
Visceral and freaky are the operative words to describe this Sir R phenomenon. How does he still make them squirm and divest? Just look through the lens of his specs. If that’s not part of his visceral mass then I’m not a plastic surgeon.
At 81yrs old and mid sentence let me finish his sentence. ” I was O… O…. what number???” Still got it Rog !
KJ: Congratulations basstraightswell – you have just defined the indefinable: male charisma!

By: Fanny

Fanny — Sun, 23 Nov 2008 01:08:41 +0000

Surprised, I agree with you – Sir Roger looks like he belongs in a Ripley’s Believe It Or Not franchise in a cut price holiday camp. What was KJ thinking when she declared him hot?

By: Marry Me

Marry Me — Sun, 23 Nov 2008 01:00:37 +0000

The Ginger Man … forget about Sir Roger and sperm banks, I just pray to God and Allah that you have never been anywhere near such a facility.