Email to:Mr Bill O’Slatter Has A Lot To Answer For!
http://2008.weblogawards.org/polls/best-australia-or-new-zealand-blog/
Last night, I didn’t sleep at all…….okay, maybe just a little sporadic elongated wink but here I am MORE frazzled than ever, if that’s possible. Overnight, I had my biggest episode of Subconscious Eating ever. I CANNOT remember the consumption. But empty corn flake boxes, you can you tell this is not butter? containers and 17 empty tins of Danish novelty shortbreads that my loved ones passed on for Christmas are all over my modest rented digs. I have visited the Beyond Blue website for advice but no-one there has heard of Subconscious Eating. Still, it’s a magnificent on-line help facility so I made a mental note to give a donation some time.
The thing is, I have heard again from my major stress trigger, Mr Bill O’ Slatter, who is STILL refusing to vote for KJ. Here’s what he had to say:
Stress
I can feel our relationship is under a bit of a strain KJ. So let’s have a Zen moment together. MMMMMMMMMM feel the quiet, feel the wind, ignore the pressures of the RN Soviet: Isn’t this good? MMMMMMMMMM. Puts everything in perspective doesn’t it. That gravatar is not of me it’s of my nemesis TIm Blair, a mate of another RN luvvie Dykiel Muffy.
So……MMMMMMMM I went…..MMMMMMM. MMMMMMMMMMMM. Then I upped the ante. Threw a bag of M&Ms (faves) into my mouth….all the while…MMMMMMMMMMMing (another bag) MMMMMMMMMM. MMMM (another bag) MM (another bag). M (another bag). That was good. THEN I added a visual feature. I repeated all of the above while looking right into this pic, all the while intoning:
MMMMMMM, Salinity Now, MMMMMMMMMM, Salinity Now, MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM, SALINITY NOW. MMMMMMMMM, Salinity Now, MMMMMSALINITYNOW, MMM, SALNI…..MM,MM,MMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
SALINITY NO….SALINITY NOOOW…….!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(Gee, think I might do that again – and you can join in - if ya want to that is…..)
Road to Leeton. Cr: iBASECAMP. flickr
So, Mr O’Slatter I have done what you asked (and the outcome is secret) and so I will ask YOU again………….WILL YOU VOTE FOR KJ TODAY?
In the meantime, I’m going to try very hard to leave the house……SALINITY NOW!
Please tell Mr O’Slatter to vote. Tell him this is NOT about ideology or global warming……or childhood obesity…….or how poor people walk around with toothaches because Malcom Fraser dropped dentals from Medicare – TELL HIM IT’S ABOUT NOTHING LESS THAN KJ’S MENTAL HEALTH.
SALINITY NOW
SALINITY NOW
SALINITY NOW.!!!!!!!!!………..
Just click on the ‘comment’ thingo and follow the simple instructions. The place to write your gems is at the bottom of the last published comment. *A little bit of counsel for people new to this caper. Your email (just called ‘mail’ in this case) address does NOT come up on site. And just ignore the ‘website’ space – not necessary!
Tags: irrigation, salinity, stress trigger
Prawn Cutlet Award
January 11th, 2009 at 8:48 am
Kerrie-Jean,
I have very grave concerns for your sanity.
January 11th, 2009 at 12:39 pm
Dear Megsy…..thank you for your concern. (Just quietly) NEVER felt better. And once Mr Bill O’Slatter votes? CARNIVAL ATMOSPHERE, CARNIVAL ATMOSPHERE!
Love, KJ (Salinity Now!)
January 11th, 2009 at 1:11 pm
Mr Stress Trigger O’Slatter,
Please don’t make the nervy one suffer anymore – give her your vote.
KJ is currently in the ‘death seat’ – she desperately needs to find an opening, put her proud head up…….. and accelerate to glory.
Why anyone wouldn’t want to see that……I’m flummoxed!
January 11th, 2009 at 2:18 pm
Dear Mr O’S,
I have accepted KJ’s gentle rebuke, and I am now practising what the good nuns taught me about Custody of the Eyes.
But please Mr O’S Cast your vote for KJ now.
I know Jane would applaud.
January 11th, 2009 at 3:01 pm
Why isn’t Roma Street (do you know that one breed of the Roma tomato was developed in Leeton specifically to fit better in a can?) being more positive and getting her SW Riverina “friends” to vote?
January 11th, 2009 at 7:17 pm
As the great philosopher MeatMeat ( or something) said ” I can do anything for you , but I can’t do that” I hope he was heterosexual. . I am always one for compromises so here it is : what if RN set up its own weblog awards to award blogs of quality instead of this Webblog award yank nonsense.
January 11th, 2009 at 11:27 pm
No Miss Meat Tray joakes This Serious.
This man telephone. Ring, Ring, Ring.
I saith hellogoodthanks and this man saith meetim in Car Parke of Aldis ShopCentree.
Meeting himm in dark he say he have Code Name.
i saith Okay Mister Codie Man, what problem other than yo not Darvesh?
He saith, Call Me Deep Anus.
I saith, like Anus Schwarnegger in Terminatterror ?
He saith tell KJ to be on the QT and mind her Ps and Qs and if she keeps up the heat her life will not be worth a Hill of Beans and she will have to POQ.
Then Deep Anus say slowly, Tell The Ginger Man not to go to Bletchling, it dangereuse.
So there message fra yo.He mean El Djinn, Miss Khourie Djinn?
Why dangereuse? I lub all my enemas, like the good booke saith.
January 12th, 2009 at 12:07 am
Mr OS,
I have a Dream
A Song to Sing
It gives me Hope
Kerrie Will Win
I believe an angel
Beneath your Fin Review
Will touch your Heart
Show What To Do
I have a Dream
Kerrie J Will Win
It gives me Hope
For Every Thing
You can make the bluebells
Ring now in her Heart.
Please go to
http://au.youtube.com/watch?v=qFHbwikzNds
then please go
http://2008.weblogawards.org/polls/best-australia-or-new-zealand-blog/
and vote every 24 hours for KJ
January 12th, 2009 at 12:20 am
PS Mr OS I might write you a Little Song Every Day until you vote.
Wouldn’t that be nice?
January 12th, 2009 at 12:04 pm
Jeez, Ex-L – you certainly are on my case. You must really hate being pulled up for being infra dig, even on the smallest of matters. You’re mentioning my name almost as often as Richie Benaud mentions Betfair.
January 12th, 2009 at 6:07 pm
I hate to question your credentials, Princess, because for all I know you are from the all-conquering Diebert family, but surely a horse in the “death seat” is positioned outside the leader, and therefore does not need to find an opening.
January 12th, 2009 at 7:00 pm
Dear No Identity,
I’m envious of you. Have been for many a Riverina year. No Identity was a great horse. The potential was enormous. You had beaten our horses many a time! I can only say I was mistaken when referring to the death seat. I was actually looking for the nearest gate……..especially when a Diebert or No Identity was in the vicinity.
Commiserations on the ending of the horse’s career.
PS What won the Leeton MIA Breeders Plate?
January 12th, 2009 at 7:08 pm
Having said that about the Diebert family, what about the Jacks?
January 13th, 2009 at 7:33 am
David Jack himself drove the winner of the Plate, a Temora-trained horse called Mike Brennan.
January 13th, 2009 at 2:55 pm
THANK YOU NO IDENTITY. LOOKING FOR COVER…….
January 26th, 2009 at 7:27 pm
Love your work but do try and keep your fingers off the shift key. Too many CAPITAL LETTERS suggest mental instability and we can’t have that on an ABC blog, can we?
January 26th, 2009 at 10:32 pm
WE ARE ALL JUST WARMIN’ UP….AND WE HAVE ALL NEVER FELT BETTER…NEVER FELT BETTER! KJ .
January 27th, 2009 at 12:40 pm
welcometheprodderthankyouforadvicingthebloggershereaboutformatandappearancenotenoughattention ispaidtothisasyoucanseepeoplearestartingtofollowyouradvisewhichisasisayverywelcomewishyouwouldtellyourselfmoreaboutyourself andyourliteraypurutsbestwishes