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Update!!!!! As if I’m not fraught enough (just CHEWED through the cord of my home foot massager)…….I’ve just heard back from Mr Bill O’Slatter. He remains firmly up himself – still maintaining the Weblog Awards have as much allure as Bronywn Bishop at an intimate apparel promotion……………..

Well, Mr O’Slatter you are wrong, wrong, WRONG! I’ve only had one BIG opportunity before and I lost my nerve. There she was – Sister Mary of CANER – delicately poised on the top step of St Joseph’s Church, Leeton. I was just behind….Father forgive me for I know what I do, Father forgive me for I know what I do………and then, I FAILED to follow through on THE PUSH. Well, Mr O’Slatter, despite the stress – can’t even look at food, socialise, enjoy theatre, lose myself in music – and having the libido of a gnat – THIS TIME I am following through. Will you not reconsider?

Here is Mr O’Slatter’s latest correspondence:

Very flattering KJ , the trouble you can get into on this interthing. As the nuns may have pointed out to to you in between bouts of senseless punishment, there are moral situations. However, if you want to run for Mayor of Leeton that is a different story (from the weblog awards) and I would be more than willing to offer advice should that situation arise.

*For those of you who haven’t been following this Mr O’Slatter thingo just keep going…….for those of you who are across the situation, leave now and pump up the plebiscite!

This is the face (and torso) of the man who refuses to vote for KJ in the weblog awards.

  His name is Mr Bill O’Slatter who visited my site with this advice: GET SOME MORE PICS UP OF LEETON - which I immediately did DESPITE never owning a camera in my life! Trust me, I don’t need photographs to remind me of the good times: Every ONE of them is lodged firmly in my psyche…….

Leeton girls whose workmates DO have cameras. Credit: gemmamckeron.flickr

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DO IT FOR HEC! DO IT FOR HEC! DO IT FOR HEC! DO IT FOR HEC! DO IT FOR HEC! DO IT FOR HEC! DO IT FOR HEC!

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How nervy am I? Very, VERY…..  And yes, YES, I will put up those pics of my historic SECOND (tragic) date with Conrad in Leeton………but I’ll leave it a bit longer because I CANNOT deal with another stressor right now. And how did you kick off 2009 KJ? With an EPISODE (and I’m not talkin’ Underbelly) of major proportions! No, that just won’t do……but still let us pause and  remember the glory days when Big Swifty and KJ were big? Let us remember just HOW good it all was: JESUS I COULD DO WITH A ROOT

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VOTING HAS STARTED! AND YOU CAN VOTE FOR KJ ONCE EVERY 24 HOURS. JUST CLICK ON THIS. SCROLL DOWN A LITTLE WAY AND YOU WILL SEE THE VOTING BOARD. CLICK ON KJ. IT’S VERY QUICK AND PAINLESS…..
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In the meantime YES SIREE……Rome was looking for that extra miracle so our very own highly strung do-gooder, Sr Mary MacKillop, can be declared a saint – and yesterday it got one!

Just two days into 2009, I secured a date – a luncheon date with the most fascinating and flamboyant man in the whole Riverina.

But before I tell you anything more, I must show you the site of my very best date up until yesterday. When? Second Millenium, lateish. Where? The superb deco screening facility, The Roxy Theatre, Leeton. Co-dater? Mr G. Manners. Film? Here We Go Round The Mulberry Bush. And why was it a 10/10 date? Because the two parties turned up (which I found in subsequent years - was NOT something to take for granted!).

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