Comments on: Exclusive: The Days Of Wine And Noses & Bonus TGM!

By: The Big Lebowski

The Big Lebowski — Sat, 30 May 2009 08:42:14 +0000

You said,
Come, come with me,
Come to the Zanzibar,
And we shall have fun there.

At the Zanzibar I shall show you fun,
I shall show you the jewels in my hair,
And I said,
At my cousin’s funeral…..
They played con te partiro.

I have seen too many Springtimes,
I cannot go.

But I like what you said about Descartes,
About bowel cancer and the human heart,
On human dignity and the right to depart.

I cannot go to the Zanzibar.
But the drums still beat and eat my heart.

By: The Ginger Man

The Ginger Man — Sat, 30 May 2009 05:03:34 +0000

Dear Megsy,

Dictum, dictum,dictum……
My prediction?
Up ‘em, up ‘em, up ‘em!!!!

By: Greek and loving it

Greek and loving it — Sat, 30 May 2009 01:48:41 +0000

Dear Chick Magnet,
Was helpful. Made me laugh. Thank you.

By: Chick Magnet

Chick Magnet — Fri, 29 May 2009 06:41:07 +0000

Dear Greek and loving it,
I was only trying to help.
Now I know why people want to own a Blackberry, but not a Blueberry….

By: Greek and loving it

Greek and loving it — Fri, 29 May 2009 04:59:08 +0000

I may have the words ‘Greek’ and ‘loving it’ in my title or (whatever it is) but that doesn’t mean I’m Helen of Troy with her arse on fire!

By: The Lonely Scholar

The Lonely Scholar — Fri, 29 May 2009 04:51:19 +0000

To students: One week till the end of semester. Until then I will not be able to look you up, put you on, locate and copy you in….or even open you up unless it’s very important. I have a lot to do. And then the terrible grading period!

To Him:
It hasn’t been a bad semester, and the memories – watching you pacing beside the lecturn, tie flapping like a leopard’s tail…..the scene will haunt me right through the mid-year research period.

But, I went through something like this once before and it ended up in a messy budget scandal and the middle floor lounge had to be re-decorated. Not again. Never again. Please don’t look me up.

Dear The Lonely Scholar,
I’d be checking your leave entitlements if I was you. Do take care. KJ.

By: Chick Magnet

Chick Magnet — Fri, 29 May 2009 01:29:30 +0000

Dear Greek and loving it,
I have the answer: Blueberry Woman -

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=80PousFlNcI&NR=1

By: Meg

Meg — Thu, 28 May 2009 23:01:54 +0000

Dear Mr Chippy,
Since 1966 I’ve been waiting.
Waiting for a certain footy club to again win the holy grail.
Fortius Quo Fidelius.
Your prediction please Mr Chippy.

By: The Ginger Man

The Ginger Man — Thu, 28 May 2009 10:29:11 +0000

Dear Miss Jones,

I wish to make a clarification.

My jumper is OFF-white and greasy – the lanolin in the superb wool grown on the Aran Islands is both a blessing and a curse.

Have you ever stood next to a Clancy Brother?

By: The Ginger Man

The Ginger Man — Thu, 28 May 2009 08:51:34 +0000

The Lonely Scholar,

Salutus!!

My teaching’s a bit ad hoc. I always work pro boner.

But you’ve caught me flagrante delicto.

Must away to dorm duty with The Five Super Puppies, Festina (nee Brekkie) and Fabio The Fox.

Vive, Valeque. TGM.