Each litter has a name beginning with the same letter.

As this is Festina’s (nee Brekkie’s) first brood then it may be an ‘A’ drop.

Looking foward to Fetsina’s ‘Z’ litter.

Dear Megsy,
With this new information to hand perhaps TGM should go back to square one….when the puppies were Absinthe 1, Absinthe 2, Absinthe 3, Absinthe 4 & Absinthe 5.
You may be looking forward to the ‘Z’ litter but Fetsina is NOT. KJ.

That’s gold, as the young people say.

1) Red Knuckle, ever thought of changing your name to SETTING FREE? Far lovelier to Setting Three. I keep track of your courageous efforts. Mate, you are a beacon to my generation. We know that one day the forementioned efforts will become, for us, a natural part of everday biz.

2) I love you The Dude. And know that Fanny does not chuck out compliments for the purpose of ingratiation. I am saying this – not because you referred to me as FUNNY FANNY – but because you are THE Dude. You showed true grit in speaking your mind, referring to KJ as Super Bitch. Which leads me to …

3) Darling Megsy, be careful when accepting apologies that come with the attachment: ‘No reservation’. Beware of KJ. I have a luv/hate relationship with her – KJ is a flighty, ‘nervy’ animal, often showing traits of the inungula. Megsy, your students, including those self-taught pilots, are lucked up to have you. So is this site.

4) Leeton sounds so bloody marvellous that, in a sea of Sea Changes, Fanny is contemplating an Inland-South-West-Hot-And-Dry-Change.

Not for a decade or two, as I am still fond of clubbing in Darlo.

That’s a wrap.

Living, Loving & Learning, according to Fanny! Always a joy. KJ.

I feel sure that you’ll find it not arrogant that I’m no longer New Comer. That now, having traversed this bloody marvellous blog, I have earned the right to title myself, The Comer.

THE Dude – in giving advice to REV KEV – launched B.U.M.S. Excellent Work!!!

On Mothers’ Day, I am launching P.U.N.S – People United In No Slavery.

Happy Gwennie’s Day to those who qualify.

Great news to hand: The Rev Kev has been Tweaked!

http://www.smh.com.au/opinion/the-remarkable-case-of-australias-most-popular-dentist-20090508-axx5.html

SUZANNE I DIDN’T DO YA

I want the world to know and know
How love can grow and grow and grow,
Though I’m a ring tone on your phone
And I’ m a one-man garage band alone,
Who simply never listened to yah……..
Hallelujah
Hallelujah
Hallelujah
Hallelujah

I want the world to know and know
How love can live in a five-buck diner,
Or walk on water, take tea to China.

Though I’m a ring tone on your phone,
And I’ m a one-man garage band alone.
Suzanne, I didn’t Do Yah
Hallelujah
Hallelujah
Hallelujah
Hallelujah
Suzanne, I didn’t Do Ya, ah,
Hallelujah

I know ya gave me mandarins
I have to pay for all my sins,
But…
Suzanne, I didn’t Do Ya, ah,
Hallelujah.

To our Poet-In-Residence, Bravo! One of ya best yet TBL. KJ.

For example, I tried all morning to get the little widgy on the dock of my screen to turn vertical so I could edge a few more tiny bits of space on my desktop. To no avail!

The Dean is overseas and just as well because although my lecture started off well the other day, all the fun has gone out of face-to- face.

So that you may learn from my experience I will tell you that I tried adopting a technique used by Pythagoras (6th Century BC) who delivered his oral teaching from behind a large drape so that his students wouldn’t be distracted by his physical presence.

However, I find today’s students – it seems- are not quite ready for radical interventions like this and many took fright and wrote about it afterwards in their e-blogs.

I’m going for promotion soon and I think this incident will be ever so delicately absent from my 15-page only application.

This is why it’s so important to know ones way around the screen.

Every little bit counts.

Dear Lonely Scholar,
Another sensational report from the inner sanctum of the Australian Academy. Your passion for exploring ‘new ways of doing’ and new ways of thinking – about curtains, widgets and, of course, The Dean both provoke and thrill. By the way, I am a great supporter of Pythagoras’ Metempsychosis approach to spiritual fulfilment. KJ.

I wanted excitement KJ and by Christ I got it!

Signed by a Professor John Horvarth AO the letter says that it will only ‘take just a few minutes at two different times’. My question to the Prof is, how does he know?

I am also to understand that ’special arrangements’ have been put in place.

Thanks to God my husband is overseas and hasn’t seen this. I have just eaten a banana, Lasagna this evening, and this morning a croissant with friend. I wonder what could be next?

I wanted excrement Dear Greek and loving it and by Christ I got it! KJ.

See Dave’s Diary at:
http://www.nucountry.com.au/articles/diary/september2003/230903.htm

To quote……
But not even June [Carter] could save Cash in 1978 when he suffered three broken ribs in an attack by a widower ostrich in a paddock stocked with wild game.

He became hooked on pain killers in his recovery – on another occasion in 1983 he suffered the same fate after falling and smashing a knee cap.

And again after his dentist accidentally broke his jaw during dental surgery in 1990 and a steel plate was inserted in 1992.

URGENT! Everyone – please note the status of the beresk ostrich – WIDOWER. Take extra care around emus who have recently lost their wives. KJ.