Comments on: The Librarians

By: The Ginger Man

The Ginger Man — Sat, 29 Aug 2009 20:31:26 +0000

Sometimes I feel that the whole world is going…

BOING! BOING! BOING! BOING!

http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/photo_galleries/article6806746.ece?slideshowPopup=true&articleId=6806746&nSlide=9§ionName=PhotoGalleries

By: The Ginger Man

The Ginger Man — Sat, 29 Aug 2009 18:51:19 +0000

Kev the Kanga does not seem to object to being overloaded.
We have a new passenger perched on his head.
He is Dandenong Dick, a sulphur crested white cockatoo,
I think he is on the run, as his comrades have been causing havoc elsewhere.
He can speak.
He says dikeddikeddikeddikeddikeddiked.
http://www.abc.net.au/news/stories/2009/08/28/2669480.htm

By: Fanny

Fanny — Fri, 28 Aug 2009 23:24:29 +0000

Dear The Knuckle,

So Heidi’s too much?

Alice In Wonderland (the picture book version) is just right for you.

I can just see you – and your ittie, bittie reading light with Alice – under the man eatin’ doona.

Fanny.

By: The Big Lebowski

The Big Lebowski — Fri, 28 Aug 2009 16:32:33 +0000

FOR ALL THE GIRLS….

Where are the girls of yesteryear…?
Alliance Francaise, Brownies,
Music I and II, laughter on picnics…

Your pic in the paper, the debutantes ball
Freemasonic or Catholic, we loved you all.

Alas, I remember, I recall,

Did the marriage at St John’s
Between
The crossed swords,
Matter or was it only
An exchange of words?

I saw you in the barn dance for a couple of whirls,
I want you to know you were such splendid girls.

By: The Ginger Man

The Ginger Man — Fri, 28 Aug 2009 08:43:29 +0000

Dear Boo Boo,

More a case of Fingo doing the business with Big Red, I would have thought.

By: The Knuckle

The Knuckle — Fri, 28 Aug 2009 07:57:07 +0000

Dear The Rev Kev,

Any chance of a Doona Cam?

By: Marry Me

Marry Me — Fri, 28 Aug 2009 02:14:24 +0000

Dearest KJ,

Don’t worry about a couple of hiccups along the way to your Tertiary Education.

MEANWHILE, do you happen to know the whereabouts of Leslie Lennox or the Council’s first Community Social planner?….. OOPS…..I KNOW the rules.

Love to everyone,

Marry Me.

Sweetheart, if I knew there’s one person in the whole wide world who’d I’ll tell and that’s….Marry Me! KJ.

By: Boo Boo

Boo Boo — Fri, 28 Aug 2009 01:39:58 +0000

Dear The Ginger Man,

Take care that you don’t end up with a KANGO. You, I surmise, have an interest in genetic enginering.

It’s just the thought of Big Red doing the business with Fingo …

Boo Boo.

Dear Boo Boo,
May I suggest you get that thought out of your pretty little head ASAP. KJ.

By: The Rev Kev

The Rev Kev — Thu, 27 Aug 2009 23:56:47 +0000

Absolutely my dear Chadwick….ABSOLUTELY – it’s in the manifesto.

Penny’s quite keen that Bum Cams be solar powered, but Barry Jones was in my office the other day with something even cleverer (trust Barry!).

If I understood the pile of diagrams he spread on my desk, he thinks there’s a strong case for Bum Cams being powered up by our own human gases – Brilliant!

Exciting times……

Time for Mr Knuckle to hop out of bed and join the KEV-O-LUTION.

Keep those ideas coming Mr Chadwick, and I’ll make sure you get an invite to the next summit.

I remain, as ever, your The Rev Kev – giving a whole new meaning to the Bum Deal.

By: The Big Lebowski

The Big Lebowski — Thu, 27 Aug 2009 20:29:23 +0000

KEV THE KANGA

Kev the Kanga’s Booming
Booming down the road…….
Five Super Puppies on his neck
Such a heavy load….

And of course there’s Fingo
Holding on his ears,
But Kev the Kanga doesn’t mind,
He’s boinging to their cheers.

He’s overturning tables
At the nuns’ fete down the road,
And bowling over Big W trolleys
If you get in his road.

Kev the Kanga’s Booming,
Booming down the road…..
Watch out! Look out!
He’s straight from Hell.
Canberra’s on the horizon,
Sound a warning bell!