Email to:KJ The Puffer Fish Calls It!
August 21st: 12:45pm
As is my poll day ‘Australia Decides To Go To Coles Or Woolies And Then Votes’ tradition I have just emerged from my bath.
After three hours of thinking, thinking, thinking – and staying submerged on one occasion for far too long – such was the pressure of my predictive task – the Puffer Fish says:
The next time Mr Ab-Do-Man goes to sleep:
He will awake as our Prime Minister…….
The Coalition…….By A Whisker!
There, The Puffer Fish has said it……
On the personal front, we are increasingly worried about Gwennie.
She was last seen being escorted from a Leeton Polling booth by Electoral Commission officials.
The allegation?
Trying to cast 15,0000 absentee votes for Queensland marginals.
It was workers at the Murrumi School booth that alerted EC officials.
‘I am a stockman from the seat of Leichhardt droving through the Riverina (and if you DON’T mind) I’d like to exercise my franchise…..’
Make no mistake though, we’ll defend Gwennie in the courts EVEN if it means five daughters lose their botox nest eggs.
‘Your Honour, before you is a hero. At 86, Gwennie Hazel Ross, is Australia’s most rabid Labor Supporter. As such, she knows not what she does on election days. Show NOT Mercy but respect. Have you never known what it is to love beyond duty, beyond reason itself…?
Set Gwennie Ross free so she may vote again – and again and again – in Election 2013.’
Prawn Cutlet Award
August 22nd, 2010 at 2:16 am
UTTTM News
Eva! Eva!
Der Reichstag ist geburning!
Hung Parliament?
Mit die meathooks, nicht war?
Keep Cool. UTTTM.
August 22nd, 2010 at 2:20 am
UTTTM News
Under the Jegalythic Jogger not even a sign of an achilles tendon strain.
However, did you watch the looks of Daughter on the Right of the Man Who Would Be King?
Keep Cool. UTTTM.