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		<title>Absolutely Fatuous!</title>
		<link>http://www.kerriejean.com.au/2010/09/historic-day-for-poor-ole-kj/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 05 Sep 2010 23:56:02 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Kerrie Jean</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Hello there, top of the morning&#8230;..
Despite the sad news that a dear friend is getting all his teeth out today, life goes on - and like how!
Today, the official on-site launch of my mid-life-crisis project: &#8216;Something In The Hair&#8217;.

Make no mistake.
While the country I love &#8211; and would be  prepared to lay down six bottles of Golden Gate Spumate for [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Joys Of Conditional Love</title>
		<link>http://www.kerriejean.com.au/2010/08/the-joys-of-conditional-love/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 30 Aug 2010 02:02:56 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Kerrie Jean</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Woke up feeling ever so strange&#8230;..my imagination in overdrive&#8230;&#8230;
A knot in my tummy (trust me, not the result of emergency liposuction), shaking hands reaching, reaching out for a big prawn cutlet in Lee&#8217;s Diner, lower Pine Avenue, the echo of Gwennie&#8217;s voice: &#8216;It&#8217;s good you don&#8217;t have a boyfriend &#8211; always bad for him, bad for you, bad [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Well Hung In Camelot!</title>
		<link>http://www.kerriejean.com.au/2010/08/well-hung-in-camelot/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 23 Aug 2010 02:07:40 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Kerrie Jean</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Dearie me, plug those kerfuffle valves, mercy mercy, mercy&#8230;&#8230;.Serenity Now!
For before us - and particularly for *Gwennie &#8211; these will be the most difficult of days&#8230;..
Personally, I haven&#8217;t been as fraught since I was thrown out of the Roxy Theatre in 1974 with my date &#8211; a Yanco Agricultural High School Rugby League superstar.  
The crime?
Multiskilling. Watching &#8216;The Godfather&#8217; and having [...]]]></description>
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		<title>KJ The Puffer Fish Calls It!</title>
		<link>http://www.kerriejean.com.au/2010/08/kj-the-puffer-fish-calls-it/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 21 Aug 2010 12:25:45 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Kerrie Jean</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Appalling Situations]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[August 21st: 12:45pm
As is my poll day &#8216;Australia Decides To Go To Coles Or Woolies And Then Votes&#8217; tradition I have just emerged from my bath.
After three hours of thinking, thinking, thinking &#8211; and staying submerged on one occasion for far too long &#8211; such was the pressure of my predictive task &#8211; the Puffer [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Seat Of Shorthorn: Democracy&#8217;s Shame!</title>
		<link>http://www.kerriejean.com.au/2010/08/the-seat-of-shorthorn-democracys-shame/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 16 Aug 2010 01:22:26 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Kerrie Jean</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[DON&#8217;T dare tell me this is a Democracy&#8230;&#8230;..
Not when millions of law abiding, line dancing country people are denied a basic right &#8211; to exciting, even mildly interesting, elections.
This Saturday will be NO different.
Take for example the seat of Shorthorn&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;.
Shorthorn constituents - &#8216;we pay our bloody taxes&#8217; will be, as per usual, shouting &#8216;BOUT TIME at  tellies when Kerry [...]]]></description>
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		<title>It&#8217;s Official: I&#8217;ve I&#8217;ve Let Myself Go!</title>
		<link>http://www.kerriejean.com.au/2010/08/its-official-ive-let-myself-go/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 09 Aug 2010 02:11:27 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Kerrie Jean</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[God help me&#8230;&#8230;.I&#8217;ve done something very bad&#8230;&#8230;
Something I swore I&#8217;d never do&#8230;&#8230;..
I&#8217;ve let myself go!
I&#8217;m sitting here trying to ty..pee..p..typeee&#8230;&#8230;.
Sans brassiere and that&#8217;s akin to self-harm because I know it&#8217;s dangerous in terms of balance &#8211; take one wrong step and I&#8217;m gone&#8230;
And I&#8217;m encased in one frayed flannelette pyjama top resplendent with old Tikka Marsala Chicken stains&#8230;&#8230;
And one pair of ELASTICISED waistbanded fawn [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Leaking: My Family&#8217;s Grubby Little Secret!</title>
		<link>http://www.kerriejean.com.au/2010/08/leaking-my-familys-grubby-little-secret/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 02 Aug 2010 00:51:41 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Kerrie Jean</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[A leak from &#8216;within&#8217; destroys dreams, takes away what you cared about most, leads to questions you never thought you&#8217;d have to ask, namely:
What the hell makes this grubby family tick!?
I know&#8230;&#8230;..
Because when I was 12, I came very close to saving the backyard Cedar Grub infested Cedar Tree under which the Riverina&#8217;s most foul-tempered pet, Bindi-Boo Major, festered [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Serenity Now!</title>
		<link>http://www.kerriejean.com.au/2010/07/serenity-now/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 26 Jul 2010 01:51:17 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Kerrie Jean</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Regressive-Repulsive-Repugnant Thoughts, Free-Floating-Anchored Anxiety&#8230;&#8230;.
EVEN sudden and inexplicable twinges of sympathy for the now officially &#8216;unhinged&#8217; marauding, incendiary serial fete opener, the Honorable Member for Griffth&#8230;&#8230;
Serenity Now!
Could it be that clear, present and mounting pressures &#8211; the impending multi-media KJ extravanganza, Gwennie&#8217;s insistence she&#8217;ll drop dead at precisely 10pm on August 21st if  &#8216;that Abbott&#8217; gets in, relentless controversy over my new fringe (&#8217;looks great&#8217;/'looks s***house&#8217;) [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Election 2010: &#8216;Filthy, Filthy, FILTHY!&#8217; (Gwennie)</title>
		<link>http://www.kerriejean.com.au/2010/07/election-2010-filthy-filthy-filthy-gwennie/</link>
		<comments>http://www.kerriejean.com.au/2010/07/election-2010-filthy-filthy-filthy-gwennie/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 19 Jul 2010 01:32:30 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Kerrie Jean</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Dateline:  Monday, 06:0666, 2010.
The traditional election campaign dragnet has just been thrown up around Gwennie&#8217;s fibro palace  &#8211; &#8216;Paradise Corner&#8217; &#8211; Leeton, New South Wales.
And, I&#8217;ve just been privy to her traditional (intense and life-affirming) election strategy campaign briefing &#8211;  and I can report all (traditional) contingencies have been accounted for.
The context?
When Gwennie&#8217;s not in full election campaign mode, her fibro palace nestles in what sociologists describe [...]]]></description>
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		<title>*We&#8217;ve Finally Produced A Statesman!</title>
		<link>http://www.kerriejean.com.au/2010/07/weve-finally-produced-a-statesman/</link>
		<comments>http://www.kerriejean.com.au/2010/07/weve-finally-produced-a-statesman/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 12 Jul 2010 01:23:14 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Kerrie Jean</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Whowoulddathought?
Talk about social mobility&#8230;&#8230;
The cream of Hec and Gwennie&#8217;s five lovely daughters &#8211; the very pretty, reasonably intelligent and quite popular Julie-Ellen, has taken possession of a golden Holden Statesman.
You heard right: Statesman!

(Traditional country leisure motoring: Cr: Ferenghi: flickr)
Big beautiful lines, petrol consumption to make Bob Brown weep, colossal leather seats ( go on, go on&#8230;.fly me to the moon [...]]]></description>
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