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		<title>Absolutely Fatuous!</title>
		<link>http://www.kerriejean.com.au/2010/09/historic-day-for-poor-ole-kj/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 05 Sep 2010 23:56:02 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Kerrie Jean</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Hello there, top of the morning&#8230;..
Despite the sad news that a dear friend is getting all his teeth out today, life goes on - and like how!
Today, the official on-site launch of my mid-life-crisis project: &#8216;Something In The Hair&#8217;.

Make no mistake.
While the country I love &#8211; and would be  prepared to lay down six bottles of Golden Gate Spumate for [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Well Hung In Camelot!</title>
		<link>http://www.kerriejean.com.au/2010/08/well-hung-in-camelot/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 23 Aug 2010 02:07:40 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Kerrie Jean</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Dearie me, plug those kerfuffle valves, mercy mercy, mercy&#8230;&#8230;.Serenity Now!
For before us - and particularly for *Gwennie &#8211; these will be the most difficult of days&#8230;..
Personally, I haven&#8217;t been as fraught since I was thrown out of the Roxy Theatre in 1974 with my date &#8211; a Yanco Agricultural High School Rugby League superstar.  
The crime?
Multiskilling. Watching &#8216;The Godfather&#8217; and having [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Seat Of Shorthorn: Democracy&#8217;s Shame!</title>
		<link>http://www.kerriejean.com.au/2010/08/the-seat-of-shorthorn-democracys-shame/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 16 Aug 2010 01:22:26 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Kerrie Jean</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[DON&#8217;T dare tell me this is a Democracy&#8230;&#8230;..
Not when millions of law abiding, line dancing country people are denied a basic right &#8211; to exciting, even mildly interesting, elections.
This Saturday will be NO different.
Take for example the seat of Shorthorn&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;.
Shorthorn constituents - &#8216;we pay our bloody taxes&#8217; will be, as per usual, shouting &#8216;BOUT TIME at  tellies when Kerry [...]]]></description>
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		<title>It&#8217;s Official: I&#8217;ve I&#8217;ve Let Myself Go!</title>
		<link>http://www.kerriejean.com.au/2010/08/its-official-ive-let-myself-go/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 09 Aug 2010 02:11:27 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Kerrie Jean</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[God help me&#8230;&#8230;.I&#8217;ve done something very bad&#8230;&#8230;
Something I swore I&#8217;d never do&#8230;&#8230;..
I&#8217;ve let myself go!
I&#8217;m sitting here trying to ty..pee..p..typeee&#8230;&#8230;.
Sans brassiere and that&#8217;s akin to self-harm because I know it&#8217;s dangerous in terms of balance &#8211; take one wrong step and I&#8217;m gone&#8230;
And I&#8217;m encased in one frayed flannelette pyjama top resplendent with old Tikka Marsala Chicken stains&#8230;&#8230;
And one pair of ELASTICISED waistbanded fawn [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Serenity Now!</title>
		<link>http://www.kerriejean.com.au/2010/07/serenity-now/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 26 Jul 2010 01:51:17 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Kerrie Jean</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Regressive-Repulsive-Repugnant Thoughts, Free-Floating-Anchored Anxiety&#8230;&#8230;.
EVEN sudden and inexplicable twinges of sympathy for the now officially &#8216;unhinged&#8217; marauding, incendiary serial fete opener, the Honorable Member for Griffth&#8230;&#8230;
Serenity Now!
Could it be that clear, present and mounting pressures &#8211; the impending multi-media KJ extravanganza, Gwennie&#8217;s insistence she&#8217;ll drop dead at precisely 10pm on August 21st if  &#8216;that Abbott&#8217; gets in, relentless controversy over my new fringe (&#8217;looks great&#8217;/'looks s***house&#8217;) [...]]]></description>
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		<title>*We&#8217;ve Finally Produced A Statesman!</title>
		<link>http://www.kerriejean.com.au/2010/07/weve-finally-produced-a-statesman/</link>
		<comments>http://www.kerriejean.com.au/2010/07/weve-finally-produced-a-statesman/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 12 Jul 2010 01:23:14 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Kerrie Jean</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Appalling Situations]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Whowoulddathought?
Talk about social mobility&#8230;&#8230;
The cream of Hec and Gwennie&#8217;s five lovely daughters &#8211; the very pretty, reasonably intelligent and quite popular Julie-Ellen, has taken possession of a golden Holden Statesman.
You heard right: Statesman!

(Traditional country leisure motoring: Cr: Ferenghi: flickr)
Big beautiful lines, petrol consumption to make Bob Brown weep, colossal leather seats ( go on, go on&#8230;.fly me to the moon [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Our Most Powerful Woman Unmasked!</title>
		<link>http://www.kerriejean.com.au/2010/06/australias-most-powerful-woman/</link>
		<comments>http://www.kerriejean.com.au/2010/06/australias-most-powerful-woman/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 27 Jun 2010 21:38:55 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Kerrie Jean</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Appalling Situations]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Talk about over-reaction re Miss &#8216;Bluie&#8217; Gillzo.
As the product of a trailblazing (albeit ruthless) female leader &#8211; The Honourable, Respectable and Highly Presentable Gwennie Ross &#8211; it&#8217;s all quite baffling&#8230;&#8230;..
Particularly because Gwennie&#8217;s iron-fisted rule over the State of Leetonia (population, seven) is still the stuff of legend in the Riverina&#8217;s vibrant, gender-obsessed feminist circles.
And not  just because of her genital configuration. PM Gwennie also had a Five Girl Kitchen Cabinet: Miss [...]]]></description>
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		<title>KJ BACK From Tax-Funded Holiday!</title>
		<link>http://www.kerriejean.com.au/2010/06/kj-tells-the-best-tax-funded-holiday-ever/</link>
		<comments>http://www.kerriejean.com.au/2010/06/kj-tells-the-best-tax-funded-holiday-ever/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 07 Jun 2010 00:11:26 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Kerrie Jean</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Dateline: Sydney, Australia, Friday June 11th, 2010.
Got back from Leeton Wednesday night but have only just woken up.
Still a bit iffy.
Low cumulus cover and one thunder clap at Wagga Wagga Airport set off a traditional free-floating pre-flight nervy. The last thing I remember is downing a handful of valium and ringing Gwennie to tell her how much I loved [...]]]></description>
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		<title>KJ Stripped Bare! + Tour Schedule!</title>
		<link>http://www.kerriejean.com.au/2010/05/kj-stripped-bare/</link>
		<comments>http://www.kerriejean.com.au/2010/05/kj-stripped-bare/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 31 May 2010 01:46:38 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Kerrie Jean</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[KJ&#8217;s OFFICIAL RIVERINA TOUR SCHEDULE ANNOUNCED!
(If you haven&#8217;t read the story at the end of this schedule please do so in the interests of comprehension)
Official Schedule:
Friday June 4th &#8211; 8:30am. Flight: Air Valium, Sydney-Wagga Wagga. 
Arrive Wagga Wagga 9:30am: Detox. Hire car to Holbrook. Secret (recorded) counselling session with resident Sister of St Joseph.
Friday, June 4th, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>My Double Life: KJ Outs Herself!</title>
		<link>http://www.kerriejean.com.au/2010/05/my-double-life-kj-outs-herself/</link>
		<comments>http://www.kerriejean.com.au/2010/05/my-double-life-kj-outs-herself/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 24 May 2010 02:05:56 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Kerrie Jean</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[To live a double life is to be propelled into dark places way out of your usual personal TomTom range&#8230;&#8230;.

(cr: Gabby DC: flickr)

How do I know?
Because I did.
I&#8217;d like to say it all started innocently, but that would be a lie.
On a day even more appalling than others, Sister Mary McKillya &#8211; of St Joseph&#8217;s Convent and Prison Farm, [...]]]></description>
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