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		<title>Real Life Funeral Fiasco Stuns Mourners!</title>
		<link>http://www.kerriejean.com.au/2011/11/real-life-funeral-fiasco-stuns-mourners/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 07 Nov 2011 02:06:59 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Kerrie Jean</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Who observed? 
&#8216;Real life beats satire.&#8217;
Dunno but he sure was one hell of a guy&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;
Story from the last couple of days.
It is a story deserving of great respect&#8230;
A story to be told without embellishment.
Here goes:
Old journalist mate rings to inform that colleague &#8216;from the past&#8217;  has died.

[Cr: National Library, Wales: flickr] 
Gives funeral time, date and place.
Am unable to [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Airport Thriller In Three Parts!</title>
		<link>http://www.kerriejean.com.au/2011/10/airport-thriller-in-three-parts/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 31 Oct 2011 00:02:44 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Kerrie Jean</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[*Ed&#8217;s note: Readers of kerriejean.com know that I am to say the least,  a very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very terrified flyer.  And I am not an advocate of anti-anxiety medications or salad vegetables of any description. However, I do fly Air Valium on the rare occasions when camels, hydrofoils, automobiles, trams, trains, ferries, angel wings or [...]]]></description>
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		<title>How Green Was My Car Wash</title>
		<link>http://www.kerriejean.com.au/2011/10/how-green-was-my-car-wash/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 24 Oct 2011 02:32:17 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Kerrie Jean</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Appalling Situations]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Country Living]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[Leeton]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[You know the place, you love the place&#8230;&#8230;..
And then, some smart talkin&#8217; guy in a fancy automobile suddenly turns up to do a travel piece for a big city newspaper&#8230;&#8230;..
And then&#8230;
Without shame, without any feelins&#8217; for the good folk livin&#8217;, lovin&#8217; and learnin&#8217; in my irrigated hometown, Leeton, New South Wales, declares:
&#8216;A personal favourite is the automated carwash on Kurrajong [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The *Mooning: Worse Than The Slap&#8230;..</title>
		<link>http://www.kerriejean.com.au/2011/10/the-mooning-worse-than-the-slap/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 10 Oct 2011 00:38:44 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Kerrie Jean</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[*For those who&#8217;ve never mooned or met a mooner, it&#8217;s an act of provocation whereby a non-thinking person bends over pointing their buttocks in the direction of another person or persons.  Read on&#8230;..
And so it was that a family was partaking of what had quickly become - in contemporary times - a traditional Christmas luncheon&#8230;
&#8230;&#8230;.Compliments of  Delicious.
&#8230;..Prawns in prawn jus, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Fifty:The New Eighty Five!</title>
		<link>http://www.kerriejean.com.au/2011/10/fiftythe-new-eighty-five/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 03 Oct 2011 05:00:56 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Kerrie Jean</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Appalling Situations]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[
&#8216;They call them quintastics &#8211; 50-year-olds who are smart, energetic, successful and, of course, fantastic&#8230;&#8230;.&#8217;
[Fairfax Press on the occasion of Julia Gillard's 50th birthday]
Shame, Shame, Shame&#8230;&#8230;.
While Mister A. Bolt is caught out in spectactular fashion for irresponsible journalism, the Fairfax press with impunity can publish unresearched and outlandish claims about a mysterious new demographic  &#8211; quintastics. 
I am a responsible journalist.
As such, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Tim Mathieson: That&#8217;s Not Me On The Telly!</title>
		<link>http://www.kerriejean.com.au/2011/09/tim-mathieson-thats-not-me-on-the-telly/</link>
		<comments>http://www.kerriejean.com.au/2011/09/tim-mathieson-thats-not-me-on-the-telly/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 12 Sep 2011 02:48:42 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Kerrie Jean</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Dear Australians,
Particularly the 0.7% of you who think the top sort I share my life with is doing a good job&#8230;&#8230;.
There&#8217;s lots of chit chat about the national broadcaster&#8217;s modest four-parter, &#8216;At Home With Julia&#8217;.
Isn&#8217;t it about time I was asked what I think?
Thank you.
Here goes&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;
I like a good laugh [who doesn't?]
And, trust me, the most important part of a hairdresser&#8217;s day is hosing down panic [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Could 50th Birthday Proposal Save Julia G?</title>
		<link>http://www.kerriejean.com.au/2011/09/could-50th-birthday-proposal-save-julia-g/</link>
		<comments>http://www.kerriejean.com.au/2011/09/could-50th-birthday-proposal-save-julia-g/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 05 Sep 2011 03:19:01 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Kerrie Jean</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Appalling Situations]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Dear Julia,
I note you are about to turn 50&#8230;&#8230;
&#8230;Just before what we all regard as sassy, silly September turns into odious, over-wrought October.
The worst thing you could do is let the the press,  judiciary, caucus, cabinet, opposition, border protectionists, goths, punks, pensioners, nudists [and, for that matter, people who like to rug up] let your current difficulties ruin what is &#8211; for all women &#8211; a  [...]]]></description>
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		<title>New Claims: Dog On Tuckerbox Depressed</title>
		<link>http://www.kerriejean.com.au/2011/08/new-claims-dog-on-tuckerbox-depressed/</link>
		<comments>http://www.kerriejean.com.au/2011/08/new-claims-dog-on-tuckerbox-depressed/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 22 Aug 2011 03:30:46 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Kerrie Jean</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Appalling Situations]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Country Living]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Forgive me Bindi Boo&#8230;..
I thought we&#8217;d been landed with the most unrepentant foul-tempered family pet on the Pacific Rim.
I now know it wasn&#8217;t your fault:
You were depressed.

['I know how Bindi Boo felt': cr: Smithsonian: flickr]
*Ed&#8217;s note: I am on the email media release list for Dogs NSW. Spokesman Dr Peter Higgins recently warned that depression in dogs [...]]]></description>
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		<title>DIY Shock: Humans De-Sexing Themselves!</title>
		<link>http://www.kerriejean.com.au/2011/08/diy-shock-humans-de-sexing-themselves/</link>
		<comments>http://www.kerriejean.com.au/2011/08/diy-shock-humans-de-sexing-themselves/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 15 Aug 2011 01:07:48 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Kerrie Jean</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Appalling Situations]]></category>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.kerriejean.com.au/?p=7335</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Oh how the sexy&#8230;.the dewy&#8230;..the comely&#8230;..the definitely-not-scungy&#8230;..have fallen&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;
And it&#8217;s not my fault&#8230;&#8230;
Quite the opposite.
I&#8217;m refusing to participate on the grounds of dignity and inappropriateness.
Simply put, I am sick to death of sitting around tables groaning with rice crackers [as close to ingesting cheap foam eskies as you can get] and listening to what&#8217;s allegedly wrong &#8211; and [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Siesta Cultures Bringing World Down!</title>
		<link>http://www.kerriejean.com.au/2011/08/siesta-cultures-bringing-world-down/</link>
		<comments>http://www.kerriejean.com.au/2011/08/siesta-cultures-bringing-world-down/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 06 Aug 2011 07:09:38 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Kerrie Jean</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Appalling Situations]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[The most conservative predictions are that even a 300 percent increase overnight in virgin olive oil exports cannot save Spain&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;.
And if Italy immediately launched a singing tomato onto a world crying out for novelty salad items  - it would count for nowt.
Last time, we were going down on the back of eight bedroom brick veneers in Pittsburgh revalued at $4,499&#8230;.
Now, it&#8217;s even far harder to come to terms with.
For it&#8217;s [...]]]></description>
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