Fetish Week: Special KJ Event
Monday, October 4th, 2010Emergency update: Friday 11:33
Urgent statement from Kerrie Jean:
‘I wish to assure you that Fetish Week will continue as planned despite very troubling reports flooding in from the hub of the weeks’ activities: The Murrumbidgee Irrigation Area of New South Wales.
‘Please be assured that the water crisis and threats of civil unrest will not be affecting what has been – and will continue to be - the fabulous outpouring of joy and humanity that is Fetish Week.
‘So far, (against all expectations) Fetish Week activities have used very little water so, as organiser, I am distancing myself from the controversy currently enveloping the region which has – and will always be – my home.
‘Do enjoy the rest of your Fetish Week activities.’
****** Background to statement: Murray-Darling Cuts Could Spark Riots (ABC News)
There are warnings today’s long-awaited Murray-Darling plan could spark riots in the streets of regional towns which could be hard-hit by expected cuts to irrigation entitlements.
The draft plan, which will be released this afternoon, is expected to recommend overall cuts to irrigation allocations of between 27 and 37 per cent.
Irrigators in the New South Wales town of Griffith say significant irrigation cuts could lead to civil unrest, wreaking havoc across regional Australia and sending food prices soaring.
FETISH WEEK ANNOUNCEMENT (Monday October 4th, 2010)
Is it wrong for me to tell you this?
…….Even grossly inappropriate?
If so, you’ll just have to forgive (or reject) me.
For the past three hours I’ve been wandering aimlessly around my modest digs with only one thought:
Will I tell them, will I tell them?
Then somewhere between the fridge and the low boy, IT hit me like a black St Joey’s nun armed with a 1960’s regulation-issue three metre leather strap.
…..In the interests of respect and diversity, I must tell, I must act…….
Which brings me to this.
I am declaring this to be KJ’s Fetish Week.
And I am declaring it ‘open’ with this:
My Fetish is…….men with ONE old scar on their left cheeks.

[KJ: 'Fetish Week will bring people together like never before.' cr: Joe Shlabotnik: flickr]
I can’t help it.
In my bedroom, that aforementioned low boy is both a receptacle for pride - and repulsion.
It’s where I keep my Fetish records.
…..An extensive photographic archive of the 666 men I’ve tried to date, live with, buttock pinch or furtively snap from a distance………
The common denominator? [Apart from a pathological fear of washing up or paying for king prawn cutlet suppers]
OLD SCARS ON THEIR LEFT CHEEKS.
Only once, did I seek professional guidance.
….When I found myself attracted to a man who did not have an old scar on his left cheek.
I was in a state, particularly when he declared his Fetishes were washing up and funding lavish king prawn cutlet suppers.
I told the professional (who incidentally had one old scar on his left cheek) that my Fetish had emerged as a teenager in regional Australia.
There, all young men presented with single scars on their left cheeks… the results of traditional farm machinery accidents, pub brawls, footy maulings, love bites gone wrong……
The professional (stroking the old scar on his left cheek) said I could never be cured.
But I had – unlike the majority of Festishists – demonstrated some insight.
And with insight, a modicum of control could be achieved.
I said:
Fat chance!
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So, there you have it.
And if you feel even slightly uncomfortable about my revelations, this is probably not the site for you.
On the other hand, if you’re okay with it but fear being left out during ‘Fetish Week’ because you’re a Fetish-Free Zone do NOT be concerned.
As usual, just report in on what’s happening at your place.
Perhaps even tell us what it’s like trying to enjoy yourself without a Fetish.
Everybody else, hang loose and make sure Australia has the chance to celebrate your Fetish.
Tell all. Tell loudly. Tell proudly.
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