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		<title>Why country folk are better lovers!</title>
		<link>http://www.kerriejean.com.au/2010/03/why-country-folk-make-better-lovers/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 08 Mar 2010 00:40:23 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>leeton</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Would seeing a farmer deliver a calf by yanking it out with a couple of ropes make you aware of where YOU come from?
I certainly hope not!
Still, the cliches abound about how country folk with sex urges allegedly the size and unruliness of Texas learn and put into glorious practice the facts of life.
Simply put, &#8217;we&#8217;re&#8217; pig ignorant about the finer points of arousal (gettin&#8217; off), [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Spinsters: The New Sex Symbols!</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 01 Mar 2010 01:44:53 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>leeton</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Hec and Gwennie produced five lovely girls &#8211; and then they proceeded to produce nothing much at all&#8230;&#8230;

cr: jonlarge: flickr

A dismal fecundity scorecard.
Five comely country girls. Three marriages, one childless (nothing wrong with the works mind!) + two maiden sisters  = a grand total of four offspring.  Boys to boot&#8230;..
I daren&#8217;t speak for my two maiden sisters but this [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Riverina Blanket Of Fear!</title>
		<link>http://www.kerriejean.com.au/2010/02/riverina-blanket-of-fear/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 21 Feb 2010 22:37:06 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>leeton</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[ 
My legs are very skinny and they come complete with nobbly knees that just can&#8217;t help &#8216;emselves. Particularly when their favorite song comes on the radio: Crack. Time Is A Crack, Saddler, Crack, Tenterfield Saddler&#8230;. CRACK, CRACK, CRACK!!
I also have to be extra careful when shaving: there&#8217;s only half a dermis between me and raw bone. One wrong [...]]]></description>
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		<title>You&#8217;re Reading The Thoughts Of An Old Cootess!</title>
		<link>http://www.kerriejean.com.au/2010/02/youre-reading-the-thoughts-of-an-old-cootess/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 14 Feb 2010 23:50:43 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>leeton</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I cannot believe it&#8230;&#8230;one of Hec&#8217;s five lovely girls (specifically, my eldest sister) will shortly turn 60&#8230;.
Which brings me to this: I must be fast turning into an Old Cootess (albeit with most of my teeth and a reasonable decolletage) but cootess-like enough to employ cootess-driven statements like: 
&#8216;You try burning bras, it&#8217;s expensive&#8230;.. &#8216;
&#8216;Before The Temple of Woolies, Leeton, it was (can you believe [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Lost In Wagga Wagga&#8230;.</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 08 Feb 2010 01:04:50 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>leeton</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[History shows that when I make mistakes, they&#8217;re on the big side and quickly realised&#8230;.
In 1974, I made a beauty, setting off a chain of events which saw me fleeing Wagga Wagga with my self esteem lower than the annual rainfall of Hay and Jerilderie combined, my maturity index dramatically downgraded &#8211; life prospects dumped on the desolate Newell Highway somewhere [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>32</slash:comments>
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		<title>MySchool Leeton High School</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 01 Feb 2010 00:28:30 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>leeton</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[What to make of it&#8230;? 
I go into Julia&#8217;s MySchool site &#8211; and the news is substantially not good: Leeton High School is substantially in the red or pink, substantially below  &#8211; or just below  -  substantially similar schools for book learnin&#8217;.
*In a journalistic capacity, I&#8217;ll be ringing one of the substantially similar but better performing institutions, Bethel Christian [...]]]></description>
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		<title>No Retreat + Does My Bum Look Big In This Flag?</title>
		<link>http://www.kerriejean.com.au/2010/01/kiss-before-bedtime/</link>
		<comments>http://www.kerriejean.com.au/2010/01/kiss-before-bedtime/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 24 Jan 2010 22:51:04 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>leeton</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[*Australia Day baring down on us all. Here&#8217;s what I wrote last year: STILL valid except my flag used to just cover my bum. 2010? Fat chance!
http://www.kerriejean.com.au/2009/01/does-my-bum-look-big-in-this-flag/#more-1984
****************************************************************************
*Latest story.
Last night I dreamed I went to &#8216;Overdale&#8217; again&#8230;&#8230;
 

(cr: Kurt Cheistensen: flickr)
It is 1972.
While the nation grooves along to &#8216;It&#8217;s Time&#8217;, the nuns at St Francis College are hand [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>32</slash:comments>
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		<title>Time For A Me-Change?</title>
		<link>http://www.kerriejean.com.au/2010/01/time-for-a-me-change/</link>
		<comments>http://www.kerriejean.com.au/2010/01/time-for-a-me-change/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 18 Jan 2010 00:20:16 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>leeton</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.kerriejean.com.au/?p=4130</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Dearie me, old sad sack that I am&#8230;&#8230;always takes me at least 10 days to get back into the depravity of big city life after &#8217;summering over&#8217; in The Riverine&#8230;..
So - as uusse &#8211; I&#8217;m downright twitchy&#8230;&#8230;
One minute I&#8217;m gonna clean out the fridge, the next I&#8217;m opening a plus-size frock emporium on Pine Avenue, Leeton, then I&#8217;m getting six spotty new cushions [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>31</slash:comments>
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		<title>Farewell My Lovely Leeton</title>
		<link>http://www.kerriejean.com.au/2010/01/farewell-my-lovely-leeton/</link>
		<comments>http://www.kerriejean.com.au/2010/01/farewell-my-lovely-leeton/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 10 Jan 2010 08:15:15 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>leeton</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Just a quick little missive to let you know that by the time you read this I&#8217;ll be at a roadhouse somewhere between Leeton and Sydney, tucking into a couple of Chicko Rolls and a can of diet Lift.
I&#8217;ll provide a full report on the state of rural Australia in the next couple of days&#8230;&#8230;
Enough [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>35</slash:comments>
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		<title>Leeton&#8217;s Shame: Trade In Virgins!</title>
		<link>http://www.kerriejean.com.au/2010/01/leetons-shame-trade-in-virgins/</link>
		<comments>http://www.kerriejean.com.au/2010/01/leetons-shame-trade-in-virgins/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 03 Jan 2010 22:37:56 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>leeton</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[A warning: This is a story that I would prefer NOT to write. It contains information of a highly IN-TI-MATE  nature and many local women will loathe me (even more) for its telling&#8230;&#8230;.
BUT, I will NOT be deterred&#8230;.even though my personal circumstances haven&#8217;t been dare I say &#8216;opportune&#8217; for the hard road that is investigative journalism.
Suffice [...]]]></description>
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