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Is this the hottest date ever?

Just How Hot Can A Date Get?

Well, Miss Karen Blixen may have had a colossal farm in Africa but that’s nothin’ compared to what I got in Leeton!

Took seven hours to get ready.

So hard, so hard did I exfoliate there were bits of raw bone coming though my alabaster skin.

But the results were superb and that’s what counts, is it not?

KJ waits for Bill

In struts Mr Barwick.

He’s magnificent: much like my fave poultry dish at Lee’s Diner, sweet and sour chicken. Except Mr Barwick is Hot and sweet……very, very Hot, very, very sweet.

And things immediately became even Hotter when we opened our mouths:

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Listen Listen to Kerrie Jean meet Bill Barwick.

KJ & Bill

To say things then got unbearably Hot, would be a gross understatement.

God help me, I thought I would burst…….

Listen listen in (hot)

Then, I was not Hot. Not sizzling. Not boiling.

I was Self-Combusting.

A clear and present danger to myself and Mr Barwick. I could spark a grass fire at any moment.

It was as if I was possessed.

KJ & Bill reading

After sharing passages from my favorite book, ‘Irrigation Principles And Practices’, no one was safe.

No one could shield themselves from the primal urges threatening to flood the restaurant .

Listen listen in (hot, hot, hot)

Dancing cheek to cheek

I haven’t heard from Mr Barwick.

Sad.

But I treasure the Hot, Hot, Hot moments we savoured.

Listen listen in (sizzling)

KJ & Bill dance

…..Hold them close to my heaving breast, my sweaty torso, my Hot, Hot, Hot ear lobes, my quivering lips, my pulsating ankles, my throbbing belly button………(gotta go now)

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Could this be the hottest party game ever?

This is the first documented evidence of regional Australia’s Dirtiest Little Secret – ‘Rice Grain Roulette’.

‘Rice Grain Roulette’ is obsessively played at ‘adults only’ dinner parties.

It originated in the wet Murrumbidgee Irrigation Area of NSW – the pulsating home of the iconic brand, ‘Sunwhite’.

The rules are simple.

While blind folded, players are dared to identify the length of the grain placed in their mouths: short, long, medium.

The woman pictured is widely recognised as the hottest ‘Rice Grain Roulette’ player on the Pacific Rim.

Hottest Rice Grain Roulette player on the Pacific Rim

DISCLAIMER: Kerriejean.com takes no responsibility for the ramifications of any attempts by amateurs to play ‘Rice Grain Roulette’.