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Last night, I didn’t sleep at all…….okay, maybe just a little sporadic elongated wink but here I am MORE frazzled than ever, if that’s possible. Overnight, I had my biggest episode of Subconscious Eating ever. I CANNOT remember the consumption. But empty corn flake boxes, you can you tell this is not butter? containers and 17 empty tins of Danish novelty shortbreads that my loved ones passed on for Christmas are all over my modest rented digs. I have visited the Beyond Blue website for advice but no-one there has heard of Subconscious Eating. Still, it’s a magnificent on-line help facility so I made a mental note to give a donation some time.

The thing is, I have heard again from my major stress trigger, Mr Bill O’ Slatter, who is STILL refusing to vote for KJ. Here’s what he had to say:

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I can feel our relationship is under a bit of a strain KJ. So let’s have a Zen moment together. MMMMMMMMMM feel the quiet, feel the wind, ignore the pressures of the RN Soviet: Isn’t this good? MMMMMMMMMM. Puts everything in perspective doesn’t it. That gravatar is not of me it’s of my nemesis TIm Blair, a mate of another RN luvvie Dykiel Muffy.  

So……MMMMMMMM I went…..MMMMMMM. MMMMMMMMMMMM. Then I upped the ante. Threw a bag of M&Ms (faves) into my mouth….all the while…MMMMMMMMMMMing (another bag) MMMMMMMMMM. MMMM (another bag) MM (another bag). M (another bag). That was good. THEN I added a visual feature. I repeated all of the above while looking right into this pic, all the while intoning:

MMMMMMM, Salinity Now, MMMMMMMMMM, Salinity Now, MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM, SALINITY NOW. MMMMMMMMM, Salinity Now, MMMMMSALINITYNOW, MMM, SALNI…..MM,MM,MMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

SALINITY NO….SALINITY NOOOW…….!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(Gee, think I might do that again – and you can join in - if ya want to that is…..)

Road to Leeton. Cr: iBASECAMP. flickr

So, Mr O’Slatter I have done what you asked (and the outcome is secret) and so I will ask YOU again………….WILL YOU VOTE FOR KJ TODAY?

In the meantime, I’m going to try very hard to leave the house……SALINITY NOW!

Please tell Mr O’Slatter to vote. Tell him this is NOT about ideology or global warming……or childhood obesity…….or how poor people walk around with toothaches because Malcom Fraser dropped dentals from Medicare – TELL HIM IT’S ABOUT NOTHING LESS THAN KJ’S MENTAL HEALTH.

SALINITY NOW

SALINITY NOW

SALINITY NOW.!!!!!!!!!………..

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